We lazily asked an AI to generate our about page and it's pretty spot on so here:
Ahoy there, fellow lovers of the dramatic arts! (the start was pretty ropey but we kept it anyway)
Welcome to ­čŹ║One Beer Review­čŹ║, the only theatre review company that takes its name from the amount of alcohol required to get through some of the shows we've seen.┬á(true)
We're a motley crew of theatre enthusiasts, critics, and borderline alcoholics (again, sadly true) who have dedicated our lives to watching the weirdest, wildest, and most off-the-wall performances that the fringe theatre scene has to offer. We'll sit through anything, from experimental one-person shows about the meaning of life (true) to interpretive dance pieces about the inner workings of a toaster (untrue but comedic). And we'll tell you all about it, whether you like it or not (true).
Now, you might be wondering why we're called ­čŹ║One Beer Review­čŹ║. Is it because we only have the attention span for one drink before we start nodding off? Is it because we're on such a tight budget that we can only afford to buy one beer per show? Or is it because we're secretly trying to bring back the 90s trend of drinking a single Zima and pretending to be drunk?┬á(how old is this AI?)
The truth is, it's all of those things and none of them at the same time. We're like a surrealist painting of a theatre review company, except instead of melting clocks and floating apples, we have questionable sobriety levels and a penchant for obscure cultural references (AI has overtaken).
So if you're looking for a theatre review company that takes itself too seriously, you've come to the wrong place. But if you want to read about shows that make you question the very nature of existence, while also getting a few laughs and maybe learning a new vocabulary word or two (we promise we'll use a dictionary next time), then stick around. ­čŹ║One Beer Review­čŹ║ might just be the company for you.┬á
(over and out)
Love and chaos, 
The 1BR Crew
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